Network down

Or should i say, my *ahem* internet is down.
Currently unable to give my blog any major updates, but be sure to stay tuned,
something should be up in a week or so.

Corridor is a cool word, is it not?

Malaysia Secondary School

Many of us, in our everyday life, think that the Malaysian Standard of Education is crap.
I too, was among those who were hoodwinked by the mere illusion of 'the grass is greener on the other side'. However that is not the case.

The SPM examination can be likened to the 'O'-Level/GCSE examinations of the British system. However, the standard of material is considered to be very much higher, and the examination system is much tougher and much more rigid than most comparable examinations. Thus, the SPM is a very popular examination and has gained worldwide acceptance by those who are familiar with it.

To all of you secondary students out there, please do well in your SPM, as it is a very popular (refer to above) examination, known worldwide.

Students entering Form 6 are usually elitist. The STPM examination to be taken at the end of the two-year course is considered one of the toughest examinations in the world. STPM qualification is a requirement for entry into most local universities.

As you can see, the STPM examination is not as 'cheap' as many people think. We are provided with the possibly most challenging examination in the world free of charge(I'm not sure someone verify this for me), and yet we scorn the government and the education system.

We SPM students are given 10 subjects(Pure Science, not going to bother about other streams), to improve our micro-management skills. Being able to ace all of them proves a lot provided there's no cheating.

I have a distant relative who scored 5A's for his STPM. Once you get that, any institute of higher education will be glad to sponsor you and your full tuition fee.

Being able to pass STPM is no normal achievement. Scoring 5A's is crazy~

My Gundam Models

I have the 1/144 HG Gundam Throne Eins and the 1/144 HG Seravee Gundam.
See them above. (Oh, and that's an Action Base 1(Black))
(You might see some stuff belonging to me if you zoom in.
There's some Form 4 books which are not supposed to be there.
And there's my school timetable, my tie, and my plushy monkey.)


Seravee Gundam steals the limelight. (Yeah, i was wearing green)
I coloured the clear pieces on the GN rifle dark blue. (Shiny O_O)




I also coloured the clear pieces here green. You might not be able to notice it~

Fight the POWAH

...No it's not something from TTGL.
(although title pun was intended)

Who knew kids could be so badass?

The innocent days of comic books

Picture says a thousand words.

Sipping Vodka

The best joke i have ever read.


A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
8. David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me".
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry".
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

Inspiration

Saw this while browsing through a forum (can't remember which).
Give that guy a salute for being astoundingly ingenious or merely stupid.